Dating a pilot
On his first day aboard, he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 Japanese Zeroes.
Then climbing up to 20,000 ft., he found 9 more Japanese planes and shot them all down as well.
Saluting smartly he said, "Well sir, how did I do on my very first day? __________________________________________________________________________________________________ As the WWII bomber pilot settled into his seat, he pulled out a .38 revolver and placed it on top of the instrument panel.
" The captain turned around, bowed politely, withdrew his samari sword and replied, "You make one velly, velly selious mistake! Turning to the navigator, he asked, "Do you know what I use this for?
It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your garage on fire.
" (This one isn't exactly aviation humor, but it's just too good to pass up.
We'll just pretend it was written especially for those of you in your 23rd year of rapid progress toward flying your very own kit plane.) MECHANIC'S TOOL GUIDE, part 1 HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
" The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer.
Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
This comes with the personality of your problem-solving, multitasking love interest. As two whole, self respecting humans your relationship has a fine forecast of being balanced and strong.
Sometimes you want something but you don’t say it directly.